This is a testament to my complete lack of ability to keep plants alive.
Look at this poor thing, it has "given up."
I don't even know how to revive it.
I don't know if I watered it too much or not enough.
I mean, really, who is unable to keep a cactus alive????
All you have to do is NOT water it,
but I can't help myself, it looks thirsty. . . .
Hmmm, I think I should not be allowed to own plants!