The anti-green thumb

This is a testament to my complete lack of ability to keep plants alive.

Look at this poor thing, it has "given up."

I don't even know how to revive it.

I don't know if I watered it too much or not enough.

I mean, really, who is unable to keep a cactus alive????

All you have to do is NOT water it,

but I can't help myself, it looks thirsty. . . .

Hmmm, I think I should not be allowed to own plants!